2 Parrots

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"

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LaFonda
laugh funny.
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1to1to1
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up Thanks enjoyed that one,
A priest goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. Clerk says "You'll like this one. Raise his left foot." The priest does, and the bird recites the Ave Maria. Clerk says "Now lift his right foot." The priest does, and the bird recites the Pater Noster. The priest says "What happens if I lift both feet?" Parrot says "I'd fall on my a**, ya dumb sh!t !"
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athought4u
hahhahahahahah Excellent joke,although I dare say if someone told that in church,I doubt some would see the humor in it? What is it about dressing up and I always knew when I managed to button the top button on my collar it felt weird..... kind of like....an assumption? I don't believe a certain kind of dress needs to be worn to church,unless the minister chooses to wear a suit,it isn't wrong and it isn't required.heart wings very mad angel bouquet

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