I think I am a very blessed fella... I have in my midst, the elusive unicorn.

I meet a lady in a park, she called me over because I had my guitar. I remember after chatting awhile, this huge lecture to me and the other guys present, she isn’t dating, she is a career woman, she doesn’t have time for anyone right now in her life, and she doesn’t have time for no FN romance.

I think she started it because I said she was cooler than the girls online, maybe I should ask for your number ... and to be clear, she isn’t my normal type, and really young, and she was dressed so frumpy and baggy with hair hidden and a ball cap, I wasn’t even serious at all.. like... thought she was cute but didn’t think She would dig old beard guy and thought she is young, not really why I was digging her... she sings and plays guitar and stuff.. cool... the number thing was a joke for a laugh not serious, jist wasn’t making moves... I expected a rejection and was prepared to laugh because I didn’t give two shits about dating her either way.

Well.. as some may have read, she called our time non dates... we would arrange a date to meet, but these were not romantic, was supposed to be music related only but we kept talking each other ears off, and she said when we met she is one of the guys, really? Really really? She let out some jokes that were so raunchy... she got points just for being crazy funny and dark.. whoa she is a riot. So, I just talked to her like one of the guys, I wasn’t making moves at all. Not one freaking move, lots of life talk, each other, um.. just on the same page with so much and laughing, singing, dancing, guitar, sounds funny.., but on our fifth non date... she flipped the script.

It was like a scene in a movie, she changed her tone, her demeanor, and she starts with, you haven’t done one thing wrong. I’m thinking, of course not, what did you think I was going to do? She meant no advances, no hands, no innuendo, no flirting like she said not interested so.. that would of been creepy ...well.. she said my soul was beautiful, then said I wasn’t beautiful however, nor cute, nor pretty... she kind of paused and I was thinking, thanks a lot, should I shave? Then she says your FN handsome, reaches for my beard and at this point I’m thinking whoa whoa Nellie, so I pulled away, and she pulled her hand away, said sorry, can I touch your face? ( sorry proper quotes and breaks are a pain on touch screen ). And I said yeah, she caressed my face, beard, ran her fingers through my hair, and I was thinking, we’re not in Kansas anymore. She kissed me.. and I mean kissed me... like she went from my innocent friend to what just happened?

Well.. after many ahem, dates after that, we had some drama.., she can’t keep time from my view, habitually late, a couple no call no shows... but she always called back and made it up to me, She did one blunder that I was angry about, like had a reason to be pissed, but before I could tell her that was it, this girl,said I was her man and her my lady one day,then back peddled... strike two.. dam it.. there were more strikes but I’m not trying to own the girl,and trying to be understanding,,. But that was two major strikes, and she left ... and after her I’m a lady, and I’m your friend comment in mixed company, and it’s ok to date, I want you to be happy stuff.., and note I was really digging her on many levels by now, she has drama, strikes, grrr, we are done, she isn’t coming back... fine .. I’m a bachelor .. grumble grumble.. good bye Mercedes.. that sucked. Roll with it big guy!