Bad Huperson body odors......
...We've all been there. Just yesterday, I met a nice German professor of a science that one of our twins wants to study, so a great resource for exploring the field/opportunities/universities/funding. But God, in our thankfully then quiet cafe, I'm glad I sat across the largest table from him, as that breath could melt plastic at 20 meters. And how about those ex hippies, still living in their 60's Maine commune remnants, heating with wood, using composting toilets, and not bathing again till the pond warms up in a few months? Hassidic sized family in tow, and all sitting near my nachos! WHAT? Once, in more challenging times, while homeless and living in my VW camper and rarely, in homeless shelters, in one such shelter, a fellow we called Elvis (Hair died black, siddies, the glitter threads---even in winter---, and that plastic toy ukelele never far away) had a case of stinkfoot to rival even Bravo, after romping in the horse pastures. The ex hippie, au naturelle women are no fans of the razor or scents, ---proletarian PC. VERY PC. But I digress. What I have noticed, is that when I once worked in some of the poorest places in the world, such aromas were almost non existent, even in humid, drenching heat. Diet, lifestyles, genetics, my own nose? Perhaps some call me Fastidious Vierk. Rightly so.
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Deodorants help and antiperspirants help even more. Unfortunately a few years back my skin became very sensitive to just about everything and I can no longer use deodorants or anything that is scented.
I dread summer because I know that when I'm be around people they can smell me and theirs nothing I can do about it.
On a lighter note, when I was younger I was dating a women that lived in the same apt building as myself and she would come visit when I got home from work. I usually had time to take a shower before she came by. One day she showed up right after I got home and took one whiff of me and practically ripped her clothes off right one the spot. So after that I waited to take my shower until after she had her way with me.