Crafty old coot..hmm..sorry
An old wolf.
So an older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend .
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only ££40,000", the jeweller said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had"
(Typical guyDumb girl)
Comments (3)
Intelligent joke...great!
I am so impressed and inspired by the gentleman.
Aap kush hai.....
Jaan.....kaiso ho aap?
Kabi kabi yaad aatahai..?
tumhen dekhne ko bas jiye ja raha hun
raste bhi anjan hain
aur humsafar bhi koi nahin
khud mujhe nahin maloom
main kidhar ja raha hun