What a ...Dum Dum.....ha ha MEN!!!!!
The Male Cycle:1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big ti*ts.
2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big ti*ts, but there was no passion. I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
3. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.
4. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
5. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. I decided to find someone with some real ambition.
6. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious lady with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
7. I'm older and wiser now and I’m looking for a woman with big ti*ts........
Comments (5)
Cat And Dogs....
Have some brains....first
And when I turned 32 I married a goat with a bit tit.
Im happy and i have wisdom now.
Oh yes and i get milk.