You believe this...you will believe anything..hahaha
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem”The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and she is sick most mornings.”
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant–about four months would be my guess.”
The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie”
Debbie says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”
The doctor walked over to the window and stared outside. About five minutes passed before the mother said, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor”
The doctor replied, “No, not at it. It’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’m not going to miss it this time around!”
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When the three wise men arrived at the stable the first one ducked under the heavy beam above the entrance, it was quite cramped inside and while he was making room for the others he asked what the baby's name was. Mary looked at Joseph who shrugged, then just as Mary was going to answer that they hadn't chosen a name the third wise man hit his head on the heavy beam, slapped his hand to his forehead and shouted "Jeessuuss". Mary looked at Joseph who nodded and then she said "His name will be Jesus"