How dating is just like fishing...

1. You must go to places where fishes hang out.
2. You must use the right bait to catch the fish you want.
3. There are times even when you are at the right place and using the right bait, you go home with nothing.
4. Other times, as soon as you catch your fish, you realize that you should let it go.
5. Sometimes, it is not until you get a fish home that you realize it stinks and you have to throw it away.
6. The wrong fish can make you sick.
7. There is always someone using bait that you would never use who always catches more and better fish. And even when you use their bait, often times it will not work for you.
8. Everyone has a story of "the one got away."
9. Some really lucky people go home with at least two fish!
10. Once you catch you a really good fish, you want to mount it.