Someday...

A random list of things I'd like to someday accomplish, discover or observe...


Someday…

Someday, I’m going to buy a small kitchen sink to pack with my buckskinning gear just so that when some smart alec says “Damn, looks like you packed everything but the kitchen sink!” I can turn around and hand it to them – Just to see the look on their face.

Someday, I want to make another door from the bathroom leading to a parallel universe so that our dogs will be justified in worrying about us when we go in there and close the door.

Someday, I want to find a mountain that used to be somewhere else and climb the damn thing just because it’s not there anymore.

Someday, when I least expect, it I do not want to be surprised by anything. Especially by something I did not expect.

Someday I want to find a use for all the crap I’ve been saving in hopes that someday I’ll find a use for it. So far the only use I’ve found for it is holding down the floor in the storage shed.

Someday I want to “fall forward” and “spring back” - Just so I can tell everyone that I’m on “daylight wasting time.”

Someday I’d like to get a notice in the mail telling me that I’m not overdue on a payment I don’t have to make.

Someday, I’d like to find a set of directions that don’t make me feel like an idiot because they are either too easy or too hard for me to follow.

Someday it’d be neat to go into a department store and find out that they actually sell departments.

Someday I’d like to actually give my wife a reasonable, logical and coherent answer instead of simply shrugging my shoulders and saying “Uh… I dunno.”

Someday, I’d like to have a day when all I really want to do is crawl around under the house and get wet, cobwebbed and muddy and hope that’s the day when the plumbing breaks.

Someday I’d like to find out that the water in the river is exactly the depth I thought it was, instead of finding out the hard way that it’s too deep for wading or too shallow for boating.

Someday, I’d like to find the locks that belong to all the keys I’ve acquired over the years and then find out that I have the only complete collection in existence and that it’s actually worth more than what I originally paid for all of them.

Someday, I’d like the socks I lose in the dryer to match the ones that I’ve already lost in the dryer.

Someday I’d like to win the Nobel Prize for discovering where all the socks we lose in the dryer actually go.

Someday I’d like to wash something red with something white and have the red article bleached instead of the white article permanently dyed pink.

Someday, I’d like to find out that all the times I was mistaken in the past, were actually mistakes and that I was really right all along.

Someday it’d be nice to buy a product and read a label which tells me that it is neither new nor improved but the same old crap that my grandmother used and that the only reason she used it is because it was the only crap of its kind available at the time.

Someday I’d like to wake up, realize how old I am and know exactly where the time went.

And someday… It’d be really cool to find out that there actually WAS a monster under my bed when I was four years old, but the reason it never quite got around to attacking me was because my father had the ability to magically turn it into a pile of clothes and toys.