My next blog is about chat up lines

laugh Yes this is a subject that we all know alot about and that is the subject of chatup lines.

I have a few examples of some lame chatup linesrolling on the floor laughing

Get your coat love you,ve pulledhug
I have something in my eye? it's youwow
I have a great idea you,me and my bedsleep
I feel so tired? because you have been running threw my minduh oh
Do you know what the time is? it's time you went home with memotorcycle
Can I buy you a drink before I kiss youlips

Now I have a questions to you good women of CS grin

What is the worst ever chatup line you have heard?
What is the best ever chatup line you have heard?

Now a questions for the blokes of CSdoh

What is the worst chatup line you ever said?
What was the best chatup line you ever said?

This should be very interesting subject to comment ondancing
So who has the gift of the gabconfused and who got a slap in the facelaugh share your experiences with us allthumbs up let's liven up the blogs applause and have some fun with this subjectyay yay yay
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For chat or for pick up lines,
I have two which I've been using for years.
They're both inventive and original.

One is "Hi"

The other is "Hello"

They've both worked fairly well in the past.
CALLMERON Wausau, Wisconsin USA
2 minutes ago
For chat or for pick up lines,
I have two which I've been using for years.
They're both inventive and original.

One is "Hi"

The other is "Hello"

They've both worked fairly well in the past.

Just to let everybody know that the chatup lines I used in my blog I would never use myself even is If I was too drunk to stand up uh oh

Hey is a good one too thumbs up
You have beautiful eyes thumbs up
Can I buy you a drinkthumbs up thumbs up

beer
Houston,
I want no part of a guy who tells me I have beautiful eyes and can he buy me a drink.rolling on the floor laughing
for me (>>The worst chatup line) :

"Hi can we be friends" >> I didn't even have the chance to know you well! frustrated
CALLMERON Wausau, Wisconsin USA
2 minutes ago
Houston,
I want no part of a guy who tells me I have beautiful eyes and can he buy me a drink.
Neither do I rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing and if he said ducky I would run the other wayrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
"Hi" and "Hello" have worked miserably for me thanks. Seems nobody wants a Granpa !!!dunno rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
african_single kuwait Kuwait
12 seconds ago
for me (>>The worst chatup line) :

"Hi can we be friends" >> I didn't even have the chance to know you well!
Was that chatup line from someone on this sitelaugh
particolor Inverell, New South Wales Australia
21 seconds ago
"Hi" and "Hello" have worked miserably for me thanks. Seems nobody wants a Granpa !!!
Try this one on the women partiprofessor Hey baby you look fine tonight can I take you homerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
A guy asked me before if it hurt when they chopped my wings offangel doh rolling on the floor laughing
Tangerino Boksburg, Benoni South Africa
24 seconds ago
A guy asked me before if it hurt when they chopped my wings off
What did he meanconfused angel wingsconfused that is worse than the lame lines I wrote on my blogrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
and also if I was wearing space boots: "because you're outta this world"laugh
All or most pick up lines are lameconfused not sure that people actually use them... but it sure is a funny topic,I don't blame guys for trying
Tangerino Boksburg, Benoni South Africa
1 minute ago
and also if I was wearing space boots: "because you're outta this world"
Was he going to meet ziggy stardust or somethingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing What did you say back to himconfused because with those killer lines I'm sure he has got all the women eating out of the palms of his handsrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Tangerino Boksburg, Benoni South Africa
1 minute ago
All or most pick up lines are lame not sure that people actually use them... but it sure is a funny topic,I don't blame guys for trying
So have you ever heard a line that that made you thinkconfused this guy is a real charmerconfused
@Houston, I appreciated that he tried but really just laughed it off as I found it rather unusuallaugh
@ Houston, I met a man who just stepped up and introduced himself, invited me over to play pool with his friends and offered to buy me a drink (honest approach) I thought he was charming, not alot of guys have the confidence to do this... So not really a "Pick up" line. But he did get my number that night.
Well, I married him in the end wave
No I'm lyingdoh I divorced him in the endrolling on the floor laughing
Tangerino Boksburg, Benoni South Africa
6 minutes ago
@Houston, I appreciated that he tried but really just laughed it off as I found it rather unusual
Yes we all need a way to intruduce ourselfs to othersprofessor but some people try to hard to impress and end upfoot in mouth I can understand why he wrote those charming chatup lines to youlaugh Well looking at your picture it is hard to do anything but stare at pure beauty looking back at mewow Now I,ve started writing these lame chatup lines toolaugh rolling on the floor laughing
Tangerino Boksburg, Benoni South Africa
3 minutes ago
@ Houston, I met a man who just stepped up and introduced himself, invited me over to play pool with his friends and offered to buy me a drink (honest approach) I thought he was charming, not alot of guys have the confidence to do this... So not really a "Pick up" line. But he did get my number that night.
Well, I married him in the end
Yes he was very brave because you are very beautiful and a lot of us guy would think you are too goodlooking to approach wow
Tangerino Boksburg, Benoni South Africa
8 minutes ago
No I'm lying I divorced him in the end
Did he run out of charming lines to say to yourolling on the floor laughing
@ Houston, No he never ran out of them, but started using them on other ladiesconfused somehow it just did not work for melaugh
Thanks for the compliment btwhandshake
Houston...Ive changed that around a bit so as not to copy you...Hello !!You look homely can I take you home and give you a baby.???.dunno Do you think that might work ???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
Parti rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing that's a funny one...cheers
particolor Inverell, New South Wales Australia
35 minutes ago
Houston...Ive changed that around a bit so as not to copy you...Hello !!You look homely can I take you home and give you a baby.???. Do you think that might work ???
Sounds like a good line to merolling on the floor laughing
I have another for you to try particonfused Hey beautiful can I buy you a drinkwine or better still get us a hotel roomrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
houston...Aussy style...AWWW!! AWWW!!!Gday beautiful,whats a nice lookin sheilla like you doin in a dump like this.yay cheers
houston...Pull up..The Newcastle Song..By.F. J. Holden,in one of those music thingos on the net. Then you'll know what im talking about.wow cheers
particolor Inverell, New South Wales Australia
1 minute ago
houston...Aussy style...AWWW!! AWWW!!!Gday beautiful,whats a nice lookin sheilla like you doin in a dump like this.
Gooday sport that sounds like a good chatup linecheers let's drink a few cans of fosters wine beer drinking beer drinking beer drinking and shoot some crocodilesdancing
Parti...English style...Do you care for some tea and crumpets me lady rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Houston...OOO,Charming,shall we be seated,my dear?... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh beer
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