Corny pick up lines weve heard ... or used
Id crawl over ten miles of broken glass to drink your bath water?????Nice dress but it look so much finer on my bedroom floor???
howd you steal those stars your eyes are wearing????
Cmon help me out... what cha got.. lets laugh peeps
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just put you on top of my to do list!!!!
hurry my pittys got me by the neck again... not sure how much time I got left
I know you are new.
Take your pants off NOW!
Hey Lana good thing you landed in my lap when you fell from heaven
gotta picture this one in your head... sweetheart can I hold your hair for you till your done
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Now that was his pick up line. Corny enough to meet the criteria here?
hell ya it fits in... your a good looking lady, must have more?
"if i said you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonite" .. I gotta quit stealing these outa songs
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
And gosh now my cheeks are red, you devil!
How does a man approach a lady with a Phd
Dr Dr gimme some news, gotta bad case of loving you... hey maybe all corny lines come outa songs
Excuse me lady, I drank to much and I forgot my line!
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
See ya later