correctman8
correctman8
vaasa, Western Finland
Sep 2011
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Unbelievable

A man goes into the pharmacy,walks up to the pharmacist,looks her straight in the eye,and says"I need to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist asks"Why?".The man replies,"I need it to poison my wife."The pharmacist replies,"Good Lord,no,that's against the law."The man then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a photo of his wife in bed with the pharmacist's husband.The pharmacist looks at the picture for a moment and replies"You didn't tell me you had a prescription
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Aswina
Aswina●Nitra, Slovakia
Sep 2, 2011●12 Blogs●970 Comments
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A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"
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Shadowwolf74
Shadowwolf74●Missoula, Montana USA
Sep 2, 2011●32 Blogs●21 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Lerie2010
Lerie2010●Wellington, New Zealand
Sep 2, 2011●3 Blogs●45 Comments
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applause applause applause
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flamelily
flamelily●Guarda, Viana do Castelo Portugal
Sep 2, 2011●19 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Rocksmith
Rocksmith●Loch Sport / Gippsland, Victoria Australia
Sep 2, 2011●1 Blogs●9 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good one guys! Love em all. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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country_lady67
country_lady67●clarion, Pennsylvania USA
Sep 3, 2011●1 Blogs●44 Comments
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I agree... they are all funny rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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correctman8

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I do laugh a lot, but I also listen a lot too and I get a kick of helping when I can. I can be thoughtful, passionate, inhibited, sensitive and opinionated -- but only in a nice way. [read more]

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