1ST GRADER
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks was having troublewith one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your
problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My
sister is in the
3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the 3rd
grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the
principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the
principal
what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks
he would give the boy
a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to
the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was
brought in and the
conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take
the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a
3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I
think Harry
can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks,
"What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a
question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps
into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T,
is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop
the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?
Harry: Bubble gum
Ms. Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a! woman do
sitting down
and a dog do on three legs?" The principal's eyes
open really wide and
before he could stop the answer.
Harry: Shake hands
Ms. Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
'K' that means
a lot of heat and excitement?
Harry: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher,
"Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven
questions wrong."
I'M SURE YOU DID TOO!!!
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