Nightmare

LEVEL 1. You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to a hospital. That's stressful.

LEVEL 2. But at the hospital , they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you are going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is very stressful.

LEVEL 3. So next... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you cannot be the father (relief)... because you are infertile and probably have been so since birth. This is very very stressful.

LEVEL 4. On your return commute, you start thinking about your 3 kids at home. NOW THAT'S VERY VERY VERY STRESSFUL!!
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laugh You have made it to sound like a good scenario for a film. Very good. I hope it hasn't happened to you. But if so, I'd say: don't trust doctors always, trust your wife. thumbs up
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...very stressful blog...rolling on the floor laughing
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LEVEL4. You are driving and see another hitchhiker. THIS TIME you just keep driving and do not pick her upthumbs up grin NO stresscool
I thaught like the 2 above here this is a woderful comedy,mabe NOT..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing crying crying crying
OHHHHHHHHHHH wow first things first,
Never pick up a hitch that is an accident waiting to happen. Hope you learned from this stress if this happened to you.
The idea of you not being able to father children and yet 3 at home.
Doctors some should be errased!
Good movie love to hear the rest of the tale.applause
rolling on the floor laughing excellent
Good one rolling on the floor laughing
thumbs up That was great! rolling on the floor laughing
shockI swear I will never pick up another hitch-hker EVER AGAIN thumbs up
Whats wrong with you anyhow,the kid in the photo looks like you.Well nearly !!!doh comfort cheers
That sounded like a joke. I really hope it was.rolling on the floor laughing
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I do laugh a lot, but I also listen a lot too and I get a kick of helping when I can. I can be thoughtful, passionate, inhibited, sensitive and opinionated -- but only in a nice way. [read more]

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