correctman8
correctman8
vaasa, Western Finland
Aug 2011
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consequence

You are on a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring at you, (What is their problem?) & that's when you remember...You've been listening to your iPod the whole time.
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Rocksmith
Rocksmith●Loch Sport / Gippsland, Victoria Australia
Aug 31, 2011●1 Blogs●9 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That is hilarious!
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HuggerMan4U
HuggerMan4U●Kent, Washington USA
Aug 31, 2011●85 Blogs●1,279 Comments
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Single is correct. One time at work, we had to open all the doors to let out the awful smell. Ewwww...
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zweet4you
zweet4you●edmonton, Alberta Canada
Sep 1, 2011●117 Blogs●1,417 Comments
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Or ur in elevator & you got one coming on...what to do try to squeek it out lol. Or when you think no one is around.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin doh tongue
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Sep 1, 2011●9,376 Comments
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Zweet..That should give every body a lift...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing bouquet
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lipsee
lipsee●London, Greater London, England UK
Sep 1, 2011●5 Blogs●162 Comments
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Let the wind blow free, wherever you be,church or chappel,let um rattle!!!
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HuggerMan4U
HuggerMan4U●Kent, Washington USA
Sep 1, 2011●85 Blogs●1,279 Comments
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In church??? "Do you take this woman to be your...BLATT!" I can just imagine. Or, like Mastercard says, "Imagine the possibilities!"
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I do laugh a lot, but I also listen a lot too and I get a kick of helping when I can. I can be thoughtful, passionate, inhibited, sensitive and opinionated -- but only in a nice way. [read more]

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