There is no GOD?!
A Philosophy teacher challenging a student of his faith in God.Teacher : To see is to believe. Have you seen God?
Student : No Sir. I haven't
Teacher : Then, there is no God!
Student : Sir, may I ask a question? Have you seen your brain??
Teacher : No?
Student : My dear classmate....Letz go home...our teacher has no brain.
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The teacher asks Little Johnny, "Which body part goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny replies, "The feet miss"
So the teacher says, "Why the feet?"
And Little Johnny says, "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting... 'Oh my God... I'm coming'