Just one more ...
Three guys are out having a day fishing. Out of the blue catch a mermaid who begs to be free in return for granting each of them a wish.Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says, "Okay, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ".
The marmaid says, "Done."
Suddenly he started reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight.
The second guy is so amazed to the marmaid, "Triple my IQ".
The marmaid says, "Done".
The guy starts to spout all the matematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists in various fields: physics, chemistry etc.
The last guy is so enthralled with the changes that his friends and that he says to the mermaid, "Quintuple" my IQ."
The marmaid says, "You know, I don't usually to change people's mind when they make a wish, but I really wish that you would reconsider." The guy says, "No, I want to increase my IQ times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."
"Please" says the marmaid, "You don't understand what you're asking, it will change your entire view on the universe. Won't ask for something else.....a million dollars, anything?"
No matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his IQ increased by five times its usual power. So the mermaid sighed and said, "Done".
And he became a woman....
Phew....I tell one about a woman late
Comments (22)
I Admire you!
You are very clever
Thanks
Parti...
when,where i can find her
i thought you are talking about the Genie and Aladdin(The Arabian Nights)
Thank you.
I am glad you like that
Jim,
You are precious!
Firas,
No, I did not think about that. But I am glad you mention.
There are a lot of mermaid in many places
Aswina,
You stole my next joke
Thank you,
You are lovely!