I miss all...

I met my boy and I am very busy these days....tongue

I want just let the guys and gals know I miss all.

To make sure I did not forget all a bad joke for you.


INTERVIEW ON HUMAN RESOURCES OF A BIG COMPANY

Applicant graduated from USP

Director: - What is the fastest thing in the world?

Applicant: - It is a thought.

Director: - Why?

Applicant: - Because a thought occurs almost instantly.

Director: - Very good, excellent response.



2) Applicants from PUC

Director: - What is the fastest thing in the world?

Applicant: - A blink of an eye.

Director: - Why?

Applicant: - Why and so fast that sometimes not even see.

Director: - Great.



3) Applicants trained at UNICAMP:

Director: - What is the fastest thing in the world?

Applicant: - Electricity.

Director: - Why?

Applicant: - See, when we turn a switch, a lighted lamp
5km away instantly.

Director: - Excellent.


4) Applicants making progress in the Seine in MG:

Director: - What is the fastest thing in the world?

Applicant: - A ... diarrhea

Director: - How so? Are you kidding? Explain this ...

Applicant: - That's right .. Last night I had diarrhea as a
strong that before I could think, blink or turn on the
light, had crapped all over me ...

Director: - The job is yours!

'Background and technical calculation is not everything ... understand is the shit
the market needs "


Talk to you soon.

Love youteddybear
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Comments (12)

Hi Eliene!!!! Glad that you are well and Happy! yay
Hi marina,

Yes, I am and I have good time.

Have a wonderful day darling Marinateddybear
U know the fastest thing in the world really is:
a blog comment. I press enter here, and it dosen't take long til its around the globe. Is it faster then the speed of light?

Happy u made results hun!

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Hi Morgan,

You are alright too!

But I strong diarrhea don't let you press the keybord

laugh

Miss you!teddybear
hello Eliene,how are you?wave
i thought you went to catch Anaconda snake uh oh

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Hi eli
You justify strongly your point.
Some body say light, sound…..but it is change in different location.
I appreciate it.

Malviya
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elienebrazil, your boy? Do you mean your man? Anyway, good luck and glad your having fun!! confused grin bouquet
Can you proof it to us?barf
Hey Eliene! Great news! Enjoy it to the fullest! teddybear
"Hi Rubem,

I miss you.
Yes, it is true! He is a special man in my life and we share love
How are you?
I am good thanks for asking! I am glad you found someone...I hope he lasts and you really have fun and enjoy life! applause cheering peace
Eliene, that is fantastic... Keep smiling. Nice to see you here again wave
Hi Jana,

He is gone. But i did have a wonderful time.
How are you Jana?

I am part time back now.laugh

Thanks

Hi Rubem,

It is just a begin let see how it is going...

Nice to see you here again.

Hi Tang,

Nice to see you too!

Thanks a lot

Have a great time everyoneteddybear
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