Some women may revenge....

A young woman died after a long illness. She arrived in heaven.
While waiting for St. Peter, she peered through the bars and saw his parents, friends and all those who had left the earth, seated at the table enjoying a wonderful feast.
When St. Peter arrived, she said:
"What a beautiful place! How do I go?"
St. Peter said, "I'll say a word if you spell it correctly the first time you enter if wrong, will go straight to hell."
She asked, "What's the word?"
St. Peter said "LOVE"
She correctly spelled and entered the gates of heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter asked her to watch over the gates that day. To her surprise, her husband showed:
She said: "Hi, I am surprise! How are you?"
He said: "Oh, I have been very well since you died. I married that beautiful nurse who took care of you, and I won the lottery I became a millionaire. I sold the house we lived in and bought a mansion. My wife and I traveled for the whole world. I went skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head and here I am. He said:
"How do I get in, baby?
"I'll say a word if you spell it correctly the first time you enter, otherwise go to hell" - she said.
He asked:
And what's the word?
She Said: “Antiotarianismdisestablisment"

Hope I can get in heaven with that spell

Phew....He may go to the hell....
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Comments (8)

Perhaps he should have just told her he hit his head and died
and left the rest out. laugh
Jim,

The result of who talks muchlaugh
eliene, good one!! rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up bouquet
Hi Ruben,

Thanks.hug
It's not always a good idea to boast about one's exploits. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
You are so funny Eli!
However, one correction. I think the word was
Anti-totalitarianism-dis-establishment!
David. U.K.
For Boasting your Roasting...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing bouquet
Hi Bsooner,

No, it is not. Better let them behindlaugh


Hi Hopi,

With your word I can not get in the heavenlaugh


Hi Parti,

You are funny!

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