Coming out of the closet.......
After deliberating over it for months, Anthony finally decided to come out of the closet. He walked into the kitchen where his mother was cooking dinner, looked her straight in the eye and said, “Mum, I’m gay.”The old girl went silent for a few seconds, then went back to her cooking. After a few minutes she turned to her confused son and said, “So you put penises in your mouth? And gargle semen? And poke your tongue up others blokes’ arseholes?”
“Um, yeah,” Anthony replied.
His mum thought about it for a few seconds, then hit her son over the head with a wooden spoon and shouted, “Don’t you ever complain about my cooking again!”
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