Christmas surprise backfires..........
A man had twin sons whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. The twins were opposite in every way – one was an eternal optimist, the other was a doom and gloom pessimist.Just to see what would happen, on Christmas eve the old man loaded the pessimist’s room with every imaginable toy and game. Then he filled up the optimist’s room with horse shit.
When the boys woke up, the father wandered into the pessimist’s room and found him sitting in the middle of his new gifts, crying his eyes out.
“Why are you blubbering?” the father asked.
“Because my friends will be jealous of my new toys and hate me, I’ll have to read all these instruction booklets before I can do anything with this stuff, I’ll constantly need to be replacing batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken,” answered the little sad sack.
The father nodded his head, then walked over to the optimistic twin’s room. To his shock, he saw the little boy dancing with joy amid the big, smelly pile of horse shit. “Why the hell are you so happy?” asked the father, his eyes almost bugging out of his head.
“Oh Daddy!” exclaimed the little boy, digging into the pile of poo. “There’s gotta be a pony in here somewhere!”
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and I laughed at it when my Kindergarten teacher told us in 1951!!!
HNY ...Paulo...
By the way I`m still looking for pony ( near 50 years )!
I see you can write what you call a blog okay now.....A bit too long for a blog......
Super:
All the best for the new year everyone