When good comes from bad....
A 68 year old Jewish woman won $30 million in the lottery and went to see her local rabbi. He asked, “What are you going to do with all the money?”“I’m going to give $10 million to the synagogue because it’s been such a great influence in my life,” she said.
“Very good!” said the rabbi.
“And I’m going to spend $10 million on flying my family around the world on an incredible luxury holiday,” she continued.
“You’ve had a hard life. You deserve to treat yourself,” said the rabbi.
“And the last $10 million I’m going to spend on a 15-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of Hitler.”
“What!” screamed the rabbi. “The man was a monster! He killed millions of our people! Why would you do that?”
The woman rolled up her sleeve, pointed to a tattoo on her arm and said, “He gave me the winning numbers!”
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