Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

A friend of mine bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “Gorgeous, isn’t she?”

My mate replied, “If you think she’s gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend.”

He said, “Why, is she a stunner?”

To which my mate replied, “No, she’s an optometrist.”

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I think it went over their heads Paulo??? You should have said (My) Optometrist!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Parti, i vote for your comment! you're a genious cheers handshake rolling on the floor laughing
Lol Parti, I probably should have put a bit more thought into this gag and wrote it a little better than what I did, and it probably did fly over a lot of people's heads....At least I didn't get any one sending hate messages (well not aggressive ones lol)

Oh well, no matter, I post these silly Aussie humor jokes for a bit of fun and hope that others get a laugh out of them.....This one failed abysmally laugh
I got it Paulo at the time i was a bit busy and couldnt come up with a good reply. Always good to hear a good joke.handshake thumbs up wave cheers
Yeah I got it !!laugh laugh Just needed a Final touch!!laugh ..LEEERVE that Word ABYSMALLY !!!yay yay
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I got it just fine.

Judging by the Aussie girl I saw a few years ago here in Washington, I'd say the Aussie women must really be beautiful. I met her at a rally in support of Northern Exposure after the show was canceled.
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