Fun with Princess Anne and the Queen...

Princess Anne and the Queen were out for a drive in one of the Queen’s Range Rovers. Suddenly some armed robbers leaped out of the bushes and stopped the car. “Give us the money!” they shouted at the Queen.

“But I’m the Queen of England, I have no need for money,” she said.

“Shit!” said the leader of the armed band. He turned to Anne and said, “Give us ya jewels!”

“But I don’t wear my jewels al
l the time, only on state occasions,” said Anne.

The armed robbers were fed up when suddenly they heard wailing sirens approaching. “Quick, out of the car! We’ll have the Range Rover at least!” they yelled, and with that, the robbers drive off in the Queen’s car.

As the Queen and Anne were waiting for the police to get there, Anne turned to the Queen and asked, “What did you do with all the cash you had? You’re always loaded.”

“Ah,” says the Queen, “I saw the robbers and in the few seconds before they got to the car I rolled up my notes and tucked them into that little place that only women have.” Reaching under her skirt, she produced several thousand pounds in notes. “And what did you do with your jewels? You always wear lots of jewellery, my dear,” the Queen said to Anne.

“Well, like you, in those few seconds before the robbers got to the car, I slipped off my rings, necklaces and tiara, and like you, slipped them into that little place that only women have.” Reaching down, she plucked out her jewellery.

They both sat quietly for a few minutes before the Queen turned to Anne and said, “You know, if Fergie had been with us, we could still have the Range Rover.”