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An example of how T.V. poisons young minds...... Two young lads walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the chec...	715	9	Oct 2012
Multicultural discourse..... An Englishman, Aussie and a Japanese man were having a beer when they got around to bragging about h...	828	8	Oct 2012
Fun with Princess Anne and the Queen... Princess Anne and the Queen were out for a drive in one of the Queen’s Range Rovers. Suddenly some a...	901	9	Sep 2012
When good comes from bad.... A 68 year old Jewish woman won $30 million in the lottery and went to see her local rabbi. He asked,...	836	2	Sep 2012
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... A friend of mine bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his w...	744	6	Sep 2012
I wonder what you see here????? ...	975	22	Jun 2012
I feel exactly the same way.... ...	902	3	Jun 2012
Back in the day..... ...	880	4	Jun 2012
Hahahahahaha this is so true! ...	852	3	Jun 2012
One for the ladies LOL.... ...	919	4	Jun 2012
Drinking at work.... Dave and Jim were aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia. One day the airport was fogged in, all...	785	1	Jun 2012
Social faux pas...... A quiet man was sitting in a crowded bar when a beautiful woman walked in. There was only one place...	608	1	Apr 2012
Fresh nuptial joy..... A Newly married couple were in a ritzy hotel on their honeymoon night when the groom decided to let...	548	7	Mar 2012
The brutal truth...... An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship, holding on to her hat with both hands so...	793	4	Feb 2012
A quick yarn with St. Peter...... A guy just died and was at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing thro...	587	5	Feb 2012
Ouch! A university lecturer was in the habit of starting his classes with really rude, sexist jokes. All t...	616	8	Feb 2012
Little Johnny strikes again....... During class one day, Miss Tessmacher was trying to teach her students good manners. “Michael, if yo...	653	3	Jan 2012
Which hole? Phil was a pretty dopey bloke, so while he was playing golf he forgot what hole he was on. He saw a...	703	7	Jan 2012
The wonders of Google....... Google’s awesome because on Google, you can just type in anything and get it wrong, and it knows wha...	570	8	Jan 2012
Coming out of the closet....... After deliberating over it for months, Anthony finally decided to come out of the closet. He walked...	606	1	Dec 2011

Christmas surprise backfires.......... A man had twin sons whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot...	679	13	Dec 2011
The fine art of capitalising....... A LITTLE Chinese fella walked into a shop and asked for 25 black bras, size 38FF. The Jewish bloke b...	901	7	Dec 2011
For your own good, don't let yourself be fooled... Bob was fingering his wife and getting her all hot and sweaty. “Bet I can make you scream with just...	771	3	Dec 2011
Golf can be a painful sport....... A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf w...	531	11	Dec 2011
More irony...... Isn't it ironic that only 1000 People got Swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask, but 50 millio...	666	6	Dec 2011
Coming out of the closet....... After deliberating over it for months, Anthony finally decided to come out of the closet. He walked...	557	7	Dec 2011
When good things come from bad........ Danny wandered out of his local bottle shop and noticed a most unusual funeral procession approachin...	607	7	Dec 2011
When on holiday......... John, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the mothe...	803	10	Nov 2011
In the doctor's surgery......... A female dwarf went to the doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area. The doctor...	856	4	Oct 2011
That's life............... A little boy came home from school and said, “Dad, I got a role in the school play!” “That’s great,...	765	7	Oct 2011
A Rabbits home is called a warren............. “The missus caught me sticking a carrot up my arse last night,” said Warren. “Mate, that must’ve be...	1,786	4	Oct 2011
Confession time......... Jimmy went into a confessional box in Dublin after years away from the church. There was a fully equ...	750	5	Sep 2011
Jacob the rooster......... Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called “p...	811	4	Sep 2011
Modern medicine............... Seth was involved in a horrible accident and his arms and legs were blown off. A few days later his...	807	3	Sep 2011
An old priest's final wish. An old priest lay dying in a hospital in Canberra. He’d served the people of the Australia's capital...	1,124	8	Sep 2011
Internet hook ups........ A friend of mine met a girl on the internet and invited her out to dinner. As the night went on, he...	1,075	8	Sep 2011
Helping out the elderly...... A REALLY old bloke called his younger next-door neighbour and said, “Can you come over and help me?...	1,003	6	Sep 2011
Wine tasting.....hehehehe AT A local winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A...	863	9	Sep 2011
In what? I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone because...	1,126	14	Jul 2011

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