Confession time.........
Jimmy went into a confessional box in Dublin after years away from the church. There was a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the shelf of one wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars, and in the corner was a big pile of hardcore porn mags.Jimmy heard the priest come in and he said, “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession. But I must first say that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”
“Get out, you idiot!” screamed the priest. “You’re on my side!”
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and don't forget to leave $$$ in the basket.