The fine art of capitalising.......
A LITTLE Chinese fella walked into a shop and asked for 25 black bras, size 38FF. The Jewish bloke behind the counter, renowned for his business skills, said that black bras were rare and he was having trouble sourcing them, so he’d have to charge the Chinaman $50 for each bra. The Chinaman said that sounded good and the deal was done.A few days later the Chinaman returned and asked for 50 black bras, size 38FF. The Jew told him that black bras had become even harder to source, so he’d have to charge him $60 each. The Chinaman nodded in agreement and the deal was done.
The next week the Chinaman came back and asked for another 100 black bras, and the Jew spun more bullshit about supply and demand and charged him $75 each. The Chinaman just smiled and handed over his money.
The Jew was stoked with how much cash he’d scammed out of his little Oriental mate, but also curious as to what he was doing with all those gigantic bras. “Please tell me, what are you doing with all these black, size 38FF bras?”
“Oh, it simple, friend,” laughed the Chinaman. “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200 each!”
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