"Dumped Again"
I was talking to my best friend yesterday.She was feeling really miserable after having split up with her latest boyfriend a little over a week ago.
I tried to cheer her up.
She laughed at a few of my inane jokes, and then said she wondered why she'd never met the right man.
I said I could write a book about her experiences with men and she laughed and said how about calling the book:
"Dumped Again!"
We laughed; however, I think it would make a good title - we've mostly all of us been there at one time or another in our lives.......right?
Personally, I think it's nicer for a gentleman to engineer a split-up in such a way that the lady thinks she has dumped him; that way she can feel better about herself, and 'move on' with the minimum of angst (while the man can cry crocodile tears of pretended abject misery)!
Hmmmmmm.......... what do you reckon?
Good title?
Is it better to be dumped than the dumper?
Is the price of gasoline too low?
~smiles~
Have a good day!
This blog comes to you from ye olde Uncle Rusty Bollocks - post your intimate, heart rendering problems here for a sympathetic ear (and so that we can have a good laugh at your terribly sad situation!)
