The Duck who loved a Rock...

There was a Duck who fell in love with a Rock. The Rock was big about the same size as the Duck.
Every day the Duck went to sit next to the Rock. 'I love you' he said. Everyone thought the Duck was crazy. 'I wish I knew if
you loved me too'.
Then after much contemplation the Duck decided to move the Rock.
He decided to push the Rock over a cliff. 'At least then I will
know what will happen', the Duck said.
The Duck and several other Ducks carried the Rock to a very big
very high cliff and pushed it off the edge. 'I love you' the
Duck said after pushing the Rock off the cliff.
They watched as the Rock fell very fast then it slowed and started moving from side to side and back and forth. Then it
turned into a big black bird that resembled a Duck.
They all returned to the pond where they lived.
One day the Duck saw the big black bird that resembled a Duck.
It slowly circled above him then flew away.
The Duck turned to a lovely female Duck near him and asked
'would you like a nice big lizard?'

taken from a story told on NPR...........