the conservator .... of dead bodies

" its a job dim , like any other job". george insisted , advertising the fine well paid , with the crisis drugging us all, down to the bottom, job .
"yes ' i said "but...."
" no 'but' man. dont u need the money??"was his answer to my protests.
" u can keep coming to the hotel and also working for the 50 euros of a 6 hours job".
" i will try my friend , but i really dont believe i am suitable for the job" was my last defence .
next morning i was in front of the address he gave me.
FUNERALS " highway to heaven". whistling , the AC/DC song , "highway to hell", i got inside the dressed in red hall of the building. the girl behind the desk , was in black and her face was lightly maked up . she looked a tme with a look full of compassion.
" sorry for ur loss , dear sir" she said with a whispering voice , covered form professional interest. " the highway to heaven .funeral office , will help you to overcome this difficult time"
"save ur words my dear" told her , trying to stop her from going on the whole speech , she was using to get customers .
i am here for the job of the conservator.
"ohhh' she said and her full of compassion look ,became totally indifferent. wow what an actress??and the oscar goes to....
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" second door on the left , boss is there " smiled grin " good luck"

to be continued cheers cool peace
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space , i am glad u found it funny .
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Hi Blue/Dimi wave wave wave This one is more in tune with what I like about ...heheherolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
too heavy phil
its just a gray comedy ,ot even a black one rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wink banana blues
Dimi isn't all a big human comedy???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
yes phil all is a fuc..g comedy and us stand up comediansrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing conversing wave beer
the story is true, to some extent. The proposal to work at the funeral is real , but all the rest is fiction. i got the idea from the fear for deads and death , most of the ppl have.wow wow moping wave
space
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laughter repels the fear of death,cant remember a funera, w/o mny laughs and jokes, the most inappropriate moments.comedy is some knid of spell , against death 's fear wink yay
phil for u and ur new love rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
applause applause cheering cheering angel
thats for me
dancing dancing cool angel blues
Dimi remember that's hell was made in heaven rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
phil
better have a word with dante or saint peterrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing comfort comfort
rumors , say they r the experts rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing beer devil
Dimi Do you trust the experts rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
working for 'highway to heaven " makes me some kind of an expert??? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing confused confused dunno doh
Dimi I am sure that with those kind of expertise, this song from one of your favorite band is more than adequate rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


dancing dancing dancing dancing
phil pls
some respect rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sigh mumbling tongue
Of course when I will be there leaving everything behind I will sing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dimi I am finishing up some work with pirate bay should be finished within a couple of minutes than I am going to waste my time... Have a great night don't work to hard, will you rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
prfect night too. check here in some minutes , i will upload a video of mine head banger wave
yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhdancing dancing dancing dancing
space and bluey, when are you two gonna move in together? grin angel

teddybear teddybear
Yes, Plainlyjune, agree laugh

Dimi,when I was a little girl,I was always afraid of cemeteries,especially when we would go to visit to put flowers on the sites. I remember my mother always use to say to me,'It is not the dead you need to fear dear,it is the living'....
But now I beg to differ...? laugh maybe for an explanation on future blog.angel angel bouquet
hahaha, i'm glad you agree D-girlhug

'tis funny, think the blogs could see a bit of brotherly love to set us all straight angel

love to bluey and spacey teddybear
ok i will put u both in the next eposode of "highway to heaven"dimi as a widow ,asking us to do her husbands funeral and u june as the other girl at the reception.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
u were asking for this.laugh wink wave
that would be more "highway to hell" blue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

love ya man hug
laugh laugh Yes,indeed Dimi,3rd husband to be precise,and all insured for millions...!wink angel laugh

Isn't that a song? Highway to Hell...?confused

innocent grin bouquet
june
u have to be good like the other receptionist and try hard not to lose any potential clint. dead or alive rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
dimi
give me more details ab her character , or what u thing she is dressed like. also highway to hell is the song i posted on the topic , by the australian group of AC/DC.its not ur favorite music , but its the karaoke version, so read the lyrics , they r GOOOOD.wow yay comfort bouquet
Yes, Dimi,I know,I thought there was another version of this somewhere. But I don't mind this one.
Character will put thought into this.wave bouquet grin
if u have any idea , how the story dimitria , will look like , say it now or for ever silentrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing teddybear bouquet lips
I think Ru once had a job in a mortuary (for a day only)....let's see how long you last? grin laugh rolling on the floor laughing beer
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