Got any good joke?
A good laugh sounds just about right after a long week of work. Anyhow, I got one but I'm not sure if it's a good one.
If you have one, do crack it. What do you call a type of hair that explodes?
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If you have one, do crack it. What do you call a type of hair that explodes?
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Do tell
Where's the green room
Ok, Lame I know. I should go hide now.
This one is hilarious
How does he smell
Two flying parrots met and the first one said: "Hi, I am Jack!"
The other answered: "Hi, and I am going to the right!"
Give us another
A Stick.
A cloud.
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Husband: Oh! Let's better call the
ambulance then.
The man: Yes!
The woman: Oh, how big it is!!!!!!!!!!
I like to email them with these kind words( I'm not honest but I find you very interesting)!
An English professor wrote the words, "A
woman without her man is nothing" on
the blackboard and to
ld the students to
punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "
A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.
‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’
said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.
Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
Q: What kind of car does a Wizard drive?
A: A Ford Hocus Focus
What happened to the wizard who
brushed his teeth with gunpowder ?
.....He kept shooting his mouth off !
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had taken.
The lady replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "Nine."
The judge said, "Well then, I'm going to give you nine days in jail-one day for each peach."
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes, what do you have to add?"
The husband said, "Your honor, she also stole a can of peas."
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this woman stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of a womans butt? It looked funny and I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"
"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".