nanny13
nanny13
Feb 2013
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WHY ????

why do people order a double cheeseburger & fries & a DIET coke ??

Why do banks leave vault doors open then chain the pens to the counter??

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways & put our useless junk in the shed??

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word??

Why is the man who invests all your money called a BROKER??
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Feb 5, 2013●9,376 Comments
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Why is the word Long Shorter than the Word Short????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin bouquet kiss kiss kiss
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Feb 5, 2013●9,376 Comments
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Nan..I only know Why a Duck is!! Because only one Foot is the Same as the Other!!confused laugh laugh..
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nanny13OP●palmerston north, Manawatu-Wanganui New Zealand
Feb 6, 2013●7 Blogs●21 Comments
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why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called rush hour

why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food
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bambina_bee
bambina_bee●unknown, Jakarta Indonesia
Feb 6, 2013●109 Blogs●882 Comments
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Why do they say that 4/5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 1/5 enjoys it?  grin
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barebum61
barebum61●adelaide, South Australia Australia
Feb 6, 2013●2 Blogs●37 Comments
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its the thought what countslaugh
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Feb 6, 2013●9,376 Comments
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I've got a Dog Food Box here with ..
PUPPY.
With Chicken .
Printed on it,and was wondering if it was Cat Food!!!????..
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india30
india30●Mumbai, Maharashtra India
Feb 6, 2013●22 Blogs●751 Comments
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there are so many why`s but very few answers for them
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nanny13
nanny13OP●palmerston north, Manawatu-Wanganui New Zealand
Feb 6, 2013●7 Blogs●21 Comments
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parti: maybe you feed the puppy to the chickens??
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Feb 6, 2013●9,376 Comments
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Why do you buy a Pair of Scissors in a Plastic Pack that there is no way of opening without the Scissors inside the Pack???doh mumbling mumbling..
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Feb 6, 2013●9,376 Comments
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Why do people say.. You are wasting your time! when all it means is the person you are talking to is Boring???rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing..
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bambina_bee
bambina_bee●unknown, Jakarta Indonesia
Feb 6, 2013●109 Blogs●882 Comments
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Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it) confused
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nanny13
nanny13OP●palmerston north, Manawatu-Wanganui New Zealand
Feb 6, 2013●7 Blogs●21 Comments
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if nothing sticks to teflon then what makes teflon stick??
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Feb 6, 2013●9,376 Comments
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Why Does a Scratchy ticket have FREE TICKET Written in it when its not Bloody Free it cost you $2..It Should by law have 2 FREE TICKETS Written in it .. and anyhow what was wrong with the stupid bit of cardboard in the first place?, that they had to write that stupid Statement in it in the First place????? confused confused dunno laugh laugh laugh..
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african_single
african_single●kuwait, Al Asimah Kuwait
Feb 6, 2013●8 Blogs●1,025 Comments
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I didn't think about these things before laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Lukeon
Lukeon●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
Feb 6, 2013●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
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wave nanny,,

thanks for reminding me that i need to build a bigger shed.conversing


Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways & put our useless junk in the shed??
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Hans4711
Hans4711●Blayney, New South Wales Australia
Feb 8, 2013●32 Blogs●2,066 Comments
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We got a new 18mm reel to reel film projector (Japanese company name withheld) a few years ago for presentations while I was working with a company.... the instructions for threading the film through the projector was on a small reel of film....go figure...rolling on the floor laughing

If you throw a kitten out the window of a moving vehicle, can you be charged with "Kitty Litter"?....rolling on the floor laughing

Disclaimer: no animals were harmed during the recital of this joke....
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