cops always win ... yea

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.

He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ...

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes, sir.'

Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
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drinking . . . Joury!
I used to have to appear in court for our company many years ago. We were always getting sued because of slip and falls. It was a sports venue and these people would get stupid drunk and couldn't walk.

This attorney was cross examining me on something or other and he had a bulletin board up and as he spoke he would write certain things on it to make a "clear" impression on the jury. He was using pens of different colors so when he asked me to come up and write the answer on this board to the question he asked I simply retorted, "Sure, what color do you want"?

This brought a little chuckle in the courtroom but it didn't cause a recess.
Ed1941
tht's one point to you bro...
OMG thats AWESOME man !
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Angelpeppers

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oh by the way can't you just stop drinking ?
drinking " Quote: Just say no". .Sooo... No joury! hehe
oh brother ... haven't you learn to say yes for once?

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Okay! sister, Yes!... I will marry you hehe .wine
sister? marry me !
why you're in rush ?

who knows even it seems to be impossible it may happen someday.
drinking You said' for me, to say: Yes for once... So i say yes, to marry you. We will have a blog wedding. By the way. ." You has on a pretty rabbit suit. hehe
oh God it's bugs bunny again !
since I load up his photo I noticed that ladies started visiting my profile ,it didn't happen when my photo was on my home page.
frustrated
drinking Omg! Its that pretty suit, that you have on there. And besides...you views there profile too. ykik! Because yvmp.hehe. . .
They shoot and eat rabbits, don't they!laugh
as long as this picture is posted here shooting rabbits and eating is prohibited.
scold
drinking @ delat. They makes a Rabbit Salad, out of it.. Hehe
Angel, don't let your imagination run wild. laugh
drinking @delat. .uh, okay, i want. My bad' laugh
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bed time see you tomorrow (IN SHAA ALLAH) guys ...
so have fun & take care...
Good night

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Take care Joury. handshake
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