cops always win ... yea
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ...
Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A: 'Yes, sir.'
Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
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This attorney was cross examining me on something or other and he had a bulletin board up and as he spoke he would write certain things on it to make a "clear" impression on the jury. He was using pens of different colors so when he asked me to come up and write the answer on this board to the question he asked I simply retorted, "Sure, what color do you want"?
This brought a little chuckle in the courtroom but it didn't cause a recess.
tht's one point to you bro...
OMG thats AWESOME man !
oh by the way can't you just stop drinking ?
just say yes for this....
why you're in rush ?
who knows even it seems to be impossible it may happen someday.
since I load up his photo I noticed that ladies started visiting my profile ,it didn't happen when my photo was on my home page.
bed time see you tomorrow (IN SHAA ALLAH) guys ...
so have fun & take care...
Good night