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Jennings, Florida, USA
Aug 2013
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Another Machine...

WARNING: HARSH LANGUAGE

This man is from my home state and he tells a fun story. Floridians have a (VERY) peculiar sense of humor. I can relate to "Burt" -- especially when he says despite all the warnings all he hears is "Let's get to know these m*therph*ckers".



I also relate to his position "Sometimes you just got to ph*king rob a train." At 22, nor would I would not have been one to go and "work on my verbs".

The years teach much the days never know... laugh I hope it makes you laugh.
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Dedovix
Dedovix●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia
Aug 7, 2013●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments
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Oh he s good...laugh
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CailinCallaghanOP●Jennings, Florida USA
Aug 7, 2013●103 Blogs●1,245 Comments
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Glad you enjoyed. He's a typical native Floridian: Twisted and too adventuresome (and candid) for his own good.

The stories I could tell, and maybe I will -- once the statutes of limitations expire. wink MuHUUHUUhuHAHAhahahaaa...
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Dedovix
Dedovix●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia
Aug 7, 2013●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments
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Im a fan of standup comedy
Love the variety of styles
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CailinCallaghanOP●Jennings, Florida USA
Aug 7, 2013●103 Blogs●1,245 Comments
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Me too. George Carlin, I am sure, is keeping the Great Halls ringing with laughter. Billy Connolly is my present favorite. I LOVED Sam Kennison.

You'll like this one and I am fairly certain Bogie too will relate:

WARNING: HARSH LANGUAGE



Maybe we should make this the comedy blog. I'm up for all the laughter we can muster.
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Dedovix
Dedovix●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia
Aug 7, 2013●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments
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Here is one of my favorites.John Pinette

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CailinCallaghanOP●Jennings, Florida USA
Aug 7, 2013●103 Blogs●1,245 Comments
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VERY funny! You SLAYED me! (I needed that.) As we say here in FL: "Salad is not food. Salad is what food eats." laugh
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Ken_19
Ken_19●Winchester, Virginia USA
Aug 7, 2013●284 Blogs●3,903 Comments
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This man is my favorite The Amazing Johnathan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6P1QRqFeww
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Bogart_1960
Bogart_1960●Ask me !, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur France
Aug 7, 2013●2,177 Comments
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Harsh Language Day?laugh
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CailinCallaghanOP●Jennings, Florida USA
Aug 7, 2013●103 Blogs●1,245 Comments
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Ken, that guy was REALLY twisted and very funny, but I have issues with things I don't like seeing sticking in my head and I'd appreciate it if, next time, you'd please warn me that I shall be needing to "look away". It's okay. No one need suffer tonight. I was able to anticipate the grusome parts. MOSTLY very funny. Thank you. I shall NEVER forget his voice and, should I ever hear it again, I shall know to... LOOK away! grin doh drinking dancing drinking
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Ken_19
Ken_19●Winchester, Virginia USA
Aug 8, 2013●284 Blogs●3,903 Comments
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Amazing Johnathan (AJ) has done at least 35 appearances on the Comedy channel. You tube is full of his shows and appearances. He has also done overseas junkets. There is a sidekick he used for about 15 episodes. Gotta warn ya. AJ likes BLOOD. Some of his skits the blood (looks like, anyway) just gushes by the bucket. Cruel, sarcastic and funny as you could want. Almost qualifies as cop humor. Never met an LEO or firefighter or ambulance attendant that didn't find him funny. javascript:emot('laugh');
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Ken_19●Winchester, Virginia USA
Aug 8, 2013●284 Blogs●3,903 Comments
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Well my wife didn't like me to watch the vanishing scissors, but the rest of it? I thought you wrote were an ex PO? I didn't expect you would mind blood that much. Lord knows I have seen lots of wet and the sight and smell are too familiar for that to bother me or I wouldn't have be able to function in that kind of work. Let us just be thankful he doesn't find a way to work funny floaters into his act. javascript:emot('laugh');
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