The last Tiger Hunter.
This is the story of Brendan O'Flatulence, the last of the great Irish Tiger Hunters.An Introduction to the main players:-
Brendan O'Flatulence, - known to his friends, (which are few),as
B.O. This is due to his uncanny ability to avoid water,(even when crossing a river). Because of his fear of rifles he carries a slingshot and water pistol, which explains why he has never actually caught a Tiger, Normally dressed in sack cloth and ashes.
Sebastian Mc,only Williams - A retired outer Mongolian Sheep sexer with the most severe case of Haliotosis known to mankind.
Has a heritage of such complexity that even Einstein gave up trying to work it out. Works as B.O.s Slave/valet. Is known to all and sundry (yes even sundry)as OGRIEF.
Yuuk - Now this is a strange animal. It looks like a pig but with a straight tail and a horn in the middle of its head. It has an intelligence level equal to the Dean of Corpus Christi college in the UK.It spends most of its time rolling in llama droppings, which, as it turns out, is also its main source of food. When not rolling, it can usually be found sitting crossed legged (it has the ability to cross both sets of legs), reading mein kampf or war and peace.
There are other people but these can wait until the next episode.
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