BO Flatulence (continued)
The story begins with the team camped on the lower slopes of the Andes,(not be confused with the upper slopes which are called armies). They have been there for about six months due to B.O's inability to speak the native dialect, He thought they had said that tigers were plentiful, whereas they had actually said, and I quote, "Hey stupid there are no tigers here and never have been but we are going to convince you to stay", the reason for this is because they had just received their tax bill. This came in a form demanding that they pay their Tax's this year in hand made woolly socks which was a major worry as they did not know how to knit, so they were planning on stealing the teams socks.Right back to the team,-------------------------------------
They were sitting in a building made from the remnants of an ancient Aztec Temple which had fallen on bad times, (bad times never got over this fact). Nearby was a rude hut made from the bones of the last woolly yak. This explains why it was a rude hut, if you have heard a woolly Yak you would understand, they have the ability to make you wish to bang your head against the nearest solid object.
End of part 2.
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