"PREPARED FOR LARRY"
I Have To Admit..There Were Times When I Would Not Answer The Door...There Were A Certain Few...That I Did Not Not Want To Be Bothered With(I Couldnt Tell Them..Didnt Want To Hurt Their Feelings)I Lived On The Second Floor Then
But..There was Just One Person Who Was The Ultimate..And That Was..
Larry(Pain In The a** Type)(Always Wanting Something Or Wanting To Borrow Money....... He Would Always Give Me A Warning Though... When He Had Arrived(His Car Needed A Muffler)So It Was Easy To Prepare For Larry
I Always Had Hardly Any Lights On..Just For These Occasions
But Larry Would Not Give Up If There No Answer That I Was Not At Home Or Could Be Sleeping
Hed Knock...Then Hed Knock Louder
Then...... Hed Bang On The Door
Then..After A While..... It Went Silent
(Id Think To Myself......"Maybe Hes Leaving")
But There Was No Loud Muffler Noise To Be Heard
And What Do You Think Larry Does Next?
(The Side Of The House Is Vibrating!)
(What Ta Hell Is Going On?!)
"Aww Jesus!"
"Hes Climbing Up The Fire Escape Now!!")
Now Hes Banging On The Window...Making A Racket!
(Glad The Shades Are Down)
Eventually....After Some Time..(When The Banging On The Window Stopped) I Heard The Sound Of A Car Door And A Loud Muffler Sound
I Breathed A Sigh Of Relief....... As The Sound Of Larrys Car..
Faded Into The Distance
Comments (24)
You mean Im not The Only One Who Has not answered The Door?........................
And I Hate Crows......!
I Wonder Why That Is?.............
Well
The neighbors Are Quiet At Least.............
Okay Nam, I have too much time on my Hands,
Too bad they re not Good Looking females,
Me , with some health problems, tell the person, I m under the weather, time for you to leave
Nam, I may be crazy, not stupid,
I Had Another guy Come Over Once..(Leo)
Didnt know he was a pest Til Then
When I opened The door
He had a Foot Long Sub Sandwich,,Coca Cola
And The movie "Crocodile Dundee"
And wanted to watch it here at my House
I Told him "I Was Just leaving...Sorry"
Leo became Another "Larry" To me......
Is That Where That picture you posted being On The Throne Came from?................
The Larrys of The World Dont care About you
Just What They Can Get.......................
To Murder Leony
Vehicular Homicide
Then I Would Have To Take a drug test
And Fail...
And remember
You Wont need An Alarm Clock To be awakened
Your friends
The Crows
Will Surely Do That For You.......
With other People
Larry Was Always successful
Hed be so Much of A Pest
That Theyd give Him What he Was After
Just To get Rid of Him
"Hats Off To Larry"........................
Ive Always Known That
There Are Givers
And Then There Are
The Takers.....................