"RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(53)

I Often...Here And There...Wondered What It Would Be Like To Be In Jail..And I Mean In The Real World...Actually...What Kind Of Mind Does One Have That Allows Ones Self To End Up In Jail Or Prison In The First Place....I Always Covered Myself When Ever I Was Doing Something That Was Against The Law
And What I Mean By That Is..Like Buying Some Weed Only
(Id Be Sure That All The Lights On The Car When Transporting My 50 Dollar Bag Of Weed Home)
Others?..They Rob A Bank..At Nightime...And Then Get Stopped Because Of A Tail Light Thats Out
(And Then Get Caught For The Bank Robbery)
There Are Some Real Dumb Criminals Out There
But...It Seems...That Some People... Are The Reasons The Jails And The Prisons Were Built For
And When They Get Out(If Theyre Lucky Enough)They Go Right Out And Do It Again
I Must Wonder..What Is Wrong With These People
Maaybe...Its A Deficency Within The Brain

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Another Thing I Must Wonder About Is
Here In The USA
They Call Most Of The Prisons
"Correctional Facilities"

But Theres Nothing That Gets Corrected................detective
But how would you know if your tail light is out until you get pulled over and told confused
In my country prisons are called hotels,.............
Come On Sir Scotty
(Sometimes I Wonder About You)

If Youve Planned To Rob A Bank At Night
Wouldnt One Be Sure That Everything Works And Is Functioning Properly?(So That One Doesnt Get Stopped By The Cops?)
......................................................detective
Not if I was doing it on my own plus our banks arent open at night so I would be safe :)
Next!!!!
........................................detective
jail isn't fun. the one i was in, they never turned the lights out. They played the same movie over and over, American Hustle. After learning about Hep B, i never picked up a book to read. i was bored straight. it was only 5 days but it was enough for me.
You want to try doing two weeks in CS jail, thats a stint I can tell ya lol,.............................laugh
try 3 years Scotty
Free Hand
There Are Three Kinds Of People The Jails And Prisons Were Built For
1)The Ones Who See Those Scary Looking Buildings
(And Vow... They Will Never Get In Trouble After Seeing Them)
2)The Ones Who Get In Trouble..Go To These Places
(And When They Get Out...Never Get In Trouble Again)
3)And Then There Are The Ones Who Will Never Ever Learn

Id Say Free
You Come Under Under Number 2..................detective
Me?
I Come Under Number 1......................detective
I fall under number 0 cause my record is so clean and I've passed every one of the background checks I've taken.
Miss Cincy
Im The Sanme Way
But Im Sorry To Tell You... There Is No Zero

You Are A Number 1.........................detective
Sir Scotty

Been There
Done That..........................detective
Are you telling me that I can't be a number 0.snooty giggle
Now Now Miss Cincy
If You Feel That Strongly About It
Ill Make An Exception In Your Case

Cincy Is A "Zero"..........................detective
Nam Oh thank you thank you.laugh applause
Last Thing I Need Is

"A Mad Miss Cincy"..................................detective
Sir Scotty
What Did You Do
To Be In Jail For Two Weeks?

And Dont Say That Youre Innocent...............detective
Nam You are in luck I've been in a real good mood all day so far.laugh
Yeah Miss Cincy

You Understood Exactly What I Was Saying
................................................detective
I just didn't fall off a turnip truck.laugh
No You Didnt Miss Cincy
That Was So Long A Time Agorolling on the floor laughing .................detective


(Just A Joke Now)
Well I never.rolling on the floor laughing snooty
I Was Told That The Stork Brought Me

Never Knew Sometimes We Came Into This World From A Turnip Truck

................................................detective
My mother told me that her and my father found me in cabbage patch.

I suppose that would had made me a cabbage patch doll.laugh
Good One Cincy


My Father Had Me Believing... That When I Get To Be Ten Years Old
The Indians Would Be Coming Back For Me
At My tenth Birthday Party..I Was Crying Because of That

Parents Shouldnt Tell Little Kids That Stuff

..................................................detective
I agree Nam that parents shouldn't say their kids things like that.

I knew of a mother who told her child that if she didn't behave herself that the troll under her bed would get her.That poor little girl wouldn't sleep in her bed anymore.

Obviously that mother had no brain cells whatsoever.
With My Father
It Was The "Boogey Man" In The Closet
I Had To Have A Light On And Had To Be Sure The Closet Door Was Closed...In Order To Go To Sleep
........................................
..................................................detective
Soon
It Will Start All Over Again

"It Wont be Long"..........................detective
If You Want To Stop Smoking..And Gaurantee That Youll Stop Smoking
Disobey The Law In The USA
There Used To Be Smoking In The Prisons
But Not Anymore.....................................detective
How To Pick Up Soap ...If Youre A Man... In The Prison Shower

1)Make Believe You Are Doing Knee Bends
2)And Just Before You Come Up?
3)Make A Grab For The Soap

PS) Never Bend Over... To Retrieve The Bar Of Soap

..............................................detective
Aaron Hernandez(A Tight End) For The New England Patriots Foot Ball Team
Was Convicted Of Murder
And Was Sent To Prison

The Saying Goes
"That He went To Prison As A "Tight End"
(And If He Were Ever To Get Out Of Prison)

"He'd Be Leaving As A ....."Wide Receiver"
................................................

.............................................detective
In Germany
Breaking Out Of Prison ...And Escaping... Is Not Considered A Crime
After Youve Been Caught...For
It Is Considered A "Fundemental Human Instinct"
.....................................................detective
well i have never been in a prison and hopefully will never have never had a run in with the law either.

but i have heard some say its free shelter and food laugh

some people doesnt want to work and they are not getting wet so hell y not?

i think going to prison is like taking a long vacation 5 and getting 5 star treatment too because if it want so good no one will want to go there.
prison should be a place like a big cage where when it rains u have no where to go and when its hot u have pray for night fall then it would be empty instead of us feeding the lazies .
Georgie
Only The People Who Are In Prison Comsistently... Are The Ones Who Think Its A Resort
I Assure You ...That It Is Not Anything Of What You May Be Thinking.....And Always Be A Good Girl And It Will Never Have To Be Proven To You The Hard Way..................................
.........................................
..................................................detective
1 Million Dollars?

(Where Did You Say That You Lived?)rolling on the floor laughing

I Think...After People Read Your Comment Semmy
Your Mail Box Will Be Jumping With Mail

.....................................................detective
Really......I made then a mistake hererolling on the floor laughing
Youre Going To Get Messages Semmy...... Saying
"You Are So Handsome"

And

"Where Have You Been All Of My Life?"rolling on the floor laughing .............
..............................................detective
But
For Ten Grand

Il Erase It.......rolling on the floor laughing ..........................detective
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