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Its rant time BABY!

On TV at the moment is the movie "Day After Tomorrow" its one of those 'mother nature goes on PMS and kills all humans except the super model scientists'. The rest of the world be damned because the pretty humans must live while all the normal people are doomed to die in floods, tornadoes, ice chunks falling from the sky. I guess weather men don't exist in these movies because even a mental idiot can say "hey theres a giant pink blob on the weather map, I wonder if it means ice!".

And the movies are over dramatized too, its like "OH NO I KILLED A CHIPMUNK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!" and the guy cries and cries until he gets hit with an ice chunk falling from blue skies.

Back onto super models always living, look at the show "Lost". It had great potential but in the end went to crap because it was slow. 'OH NO I KILLED A COCONUT" cries one of the women who can still do bikini waxes even tho shes on a deserted island. And the guys are all beefed up with abs of steal that can stop shark bites, but too busy whining about people not like them on this island. You know, screw the other people on the island, cause one of you will end up dead sooner than later, so stop the infernal whining for an hour and just get to the giant invisible monster thats plowing down trees.

Now if you don't mind, I cooked some fish that I found in an ice chunk in my yard, and I'm really hungry.