"THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW"..(2)
Of Course ...There Are A Lot Of Aggravating Things ....That Humans Can Do...What Is Fascinating About The Human Being Is...You Just Never Know... What Possibly... They Will Do NextOr... For That Matter..What They May Be Coming Up With Next ...Within Their Minds
But..We See It Every Time We Leave Our Dwellings...As We Venture Out... Into No Mans Land... And The Unknown
Case In Point
You Get In Your Auto Mobile... You Come To The End Of The Street That You Live On.....And Now... You Want To Turn Left...(Because Thats The Way That You Have To Go)
And When You Look To See If Its Safe For You To Turn......What Do You See?
A Long Long... Line Of Cars....Coming Your Way...And Theyre All Keeping A Safe Distance From One Another
It Looks As Though There Are At Least... 20 Cars You Have To Wait For... To Pass You By..So You Can Proceed Out On That Road
And When One Is Waiting For All This To Happen...It Seems As Though Its Taking Forever
So..You Are Counting The Cars As They Slowly Are Going On By
15---16---17---18---19..."Come On Mr Last Car!!"
And After All That Waiting..Your Anticipating Is Building......Because... After This Final Car Passes You By...Youl Be able To Go On Your Way Finally!!.............................................................................................. Theres No Cars Coming From The Other Way Now...............And Theres Not A Car To Be Seen In Back Of "Mr Last Car"... For A Half Mile
And Ill Be Damned!!!......................................... What Does" Mr Last Car" Do?
Yep..You Got It
"Mr Last Car" Stops................................And Motions For You To Go
.................................................................."Theyre Outta Be A Law!!!"
Comments (14)
Theyre Everywhere
I Know All About It
I Deal With Them Every Second.......Minute .......And Hour Of The Day...... When Im Driving
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I try be considerate , to other drivers ,but its tough keeping that attitude. Me with ms, know my driving days will be coming to an end some day, and appreciate the fact I can still drive, then I see so many people who shouldn t be allowed to drive,
Just Tonight...As I Was driving...(In My 1996 Explorer..Coming Home from The Store
Theres Always Someone On My a**...Push Push Push!!
For Christ Sakes!...One Doesnt have Time To See Anything Any More........................
My Explorer Has 158,000 On The Milage...(For You In Canada..Its Kilometers..Aint It?)
I May Not have Much
And Im Sure Im Not "Number One"
Im Only Number Two
(But Unlike The Ones That Are Number One)
"I Try Harder".................................................................................
I ve always figured the most important part of a vehicle is the person behind the wheel, so that makes your vehicle worth alot,
But I Dont Go With The Vehicle
If Its Sold....
Even In The Explorer....Why?
Because...No Sooner Do I Start Driving
When They Are On My a**
This Is No Lie
Every Time..When I Back Out of The Driveway.......(Theres never hardly Any Traffic..Its Residential)
Every Time!!!....Theres always A Car Coming!!!
I Tell Ya..........There Outta be A Law!!!......................................
Ill Be The Guy..... Who Everyone Is Passing... Or Blowing Their Horn At....
See Ya Later Oney...Drive Slow Now............................................
7 People In Back Of Me
6 People In Front
Finally..Theres Only Two People In Front Of Me
Now........Theres Just One
And Guess What?
They Open Another Register..... By Calling Out
Ready For The Next Person In Line!!!
Thats Me!!
Before I Can React
Those 7 People In Back Of Me?
Charge... Like Theres A Fire.... To That Register .......................And Guess What?
Im Still......................... Last In Line!!!!
"There Oughtta Be A Law!!!".............................................................................