It's the sitting that hurts

I met this crazy girl named Lyn. We have made our home together. Her blood is Italian. She prepares food. She bakes, she casseroles, she sautes. We have a garden. She has spent many days processing vegetables. Our freezer is now completely full of summer's bounty. Just the other day, her arms heavily laden with fruits of our labor, she made yet another trek down the winding carpeted stairwell to the basement freezer. Well, unfortunately, she was wearing her (all too well) worn out slippers. All of a sudden, her feet took flight out from under her, her eyes popping wide open. KATHUMP! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! As my dearest caromed down this bumpy, slippery slope on her most tender buttocks (ouch!), not only did her spectacles remain in place upon her face (a feat in itself), but her load of bagged processed stuff made the trip (pun intended) undamaged. After the produce was placed in the freezer, she (surprise!) placed the slippers into the trash. She now closely carries a rather large purple painful reminder of her wild ride. Next years' garden may be scaled back a bit in size. Oh, and she got new slippers.
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how very informative.
From what you wrote, she doesn't seem crazy to me. In fact, she seems rather agile and quick to react. She also, seem like a good cook and knows how to make good use of a garden full of vegetables!

Did you meet her on CS? confused
- glad to hear nothing worse happened.. -good thing she's got you to tend to her bruises!!
Yes, we did meet on CS. And yes, he's very good at tending to my bruises!
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