"NOT EXPECTING... THE UNEXPECTED"

Yeah...The Fourth Of July.......................................The Day...That We True Americans.....Come Together To Celebrate.................................. Our Declaration Of Independence............For....It Was On That Hot July 4th Day...In The Year Of Our Lord...1776 .........That Our Founding Fathers Put Their... "John Hancocks" ....On A Document....... Basically.....Telling Off..... The Worlds Only Super Power At The Time......That They Can Stick Their Heads Up Their Asses...And ...Fight For Air
It Ended Up Becoming ..."The War Of The Georges"
"King George The 3rd....Of Great Britain"........Verses
Good Ole..."Georgie Washington...Commander Of The Rebellion"

This Celebrating Is All Fine...For....All Over The Neighborhood You Could Hear Pop Pop Pop!
The Sound Of Fizzzling Noises In The Air......Cherry Bombs.... And Block Busters Blasting

My Neighbor Next Door Had One Helluva A............. "Shi Bang"............ Going On In His Back Yard That Night
But There Were No Fireworks Noise Coming From His Backyard

Anyway..My Bedroom Window...Is No More Than 10 Feet From His Backyard
And..It Wouldve Been Nice Of Him.......... To Have Warned Me............. Ahead Of Time.............. Of What He Had Up His Sleeve
For Later On In The Evening?
And....As Ive Said...When One Does Not Expect The Unexpected?
The Initual Impact Of The Unexpected?............. Can Be Totally Devastating

Well...It Happened When Most Of The Neighborhood Had Run Out Of Their Legal..... An Illegal Foreworks
(That Point Where One Will Be Thinking...."Well It Must Be All Over And Done With Now")
Unfortunately..It Was Not

I Was Sitting Here.....1047PM...EST.....On This Computer....On Connecting Singles...When It Happened
I Can Only Compare The Sound Of The Blast.... To Probably..... What That Bomb Might Have Sounded Like That The USA Had Dropped

"The Mother Of All Bombs?"

After Mr Neighbor Set Off His Friggin Bomb...(And Thats What it Was...A Friggin Bomb!!!!!!!!!!
It Was Then .....That I Realized....... That My Heart....... Was In Good Shape
(I Was Still Alive....And I Was Really Still Here!!!!)

Oh Yeah..I Didnt Call...But Within Ten Minutes?
3 Cop Cars...And A Fire Department Truck Arrived Upon The Scene
With All Their Lights Flashing Away...And Sirens Going
That?...... Had Everybody Peeking Out Of Their Windows




It Reallly... And Truly Is...A Mad Mad World


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Comments (21)

Looks like someone overdone it Nam.

I'm glad you're fine.
I thought it was Cinco de Mayo?
namaron
"No No No Mr Naughty"


"According To Mrcowboy



"Cinco De Mayo?"



"Was When A Ship"


"Loaded With Mayonaise?...Sunk".................detective
Hello Nam,handshake That neighbor of yours has definitely not heard the term > To have good neighbors, you have to be a good neighbor.
Yeah I see it now, makes sense, You Americans will fekin sink anything!scold
namaron
Mr Naughty

"If Youre Lookin For Trouble"

"And Want To Be A Wise a**?'

"I Can Give it Right Back To You"...........................detective
namaron
Heh Oney

"Thought You Had Left This Earth"

"Yeah...Wouldve Been Nice If He Let Me Know"..........detective
namaron
Actually Mr B?

"You Should Go Somewhere"

"Where Your a** Hole Remarks"

"Are Appreciated"............................detective
Don't know how many neighbors that you have but it obviously only takes one or two to upset ones apple cart.The homes in my neighborhood are close together and when they sent anything off it's becomes super noisy.

Went up to Northern Ohio fishing last night and there was no one out on the lake but me.Of course I didn't catch any fish but at least I didn't have to subject myself to any fireworks.
namaron
"At Least Miss Bear"

"You Did Something Different"......................detective
namaron
Gentlejim
Nam,

Turnabout is fair play!
namaron
"Dont Say That To A Liberal"................detective
namaron
Jimmy


"I Just Wish I Had A Friggin Bomb"

"Id Wait Til 4 Oclock In The Morning"


"With Pay Back!!!!!!............................detective
Ken_19
Here, due to a local shortage of illegal firecrackers, many local residents legally went coyote hunting last night in their backyards with a broad assortment of firearms calibers. Sadly only one person on my road still has a working cannon (the guy with the 12 pounder Napoleon moved South) a 6 pounder mountain gun, but there was a big BBQ at his house yesterday with a lot of folks there and that cannon belched several times until about midnight.






banana
namaron
Hello Ken

"Havnt Heard From You In A While"


"What Went Off Here?...................Might As Well Have Been A Cannon"

"But...Where You Are?"

"I Dont Think Your Nearest Neighbor Was Within Ten Feet Of Your Window"


(As Ive Said...All Of The Fireworks?............. Had Petered Out)

(Giving One A Feeling That .............That Was The End"


"Then...When One Would Have Least Expected It?"..............An.Unexpected.............. BOOM!!!!!!

"Which....Couldve Killed Someone Elderly.....With Sudden........ Cardiac Arrest"


"Oh Yeah............What I Failed To Mention?........ Was"

"Right After That Sudden Unexpected Bomb Went Off?"

"I Went To The Window...And Yelled As Loud As I Could.........F_ _ _ kin a** Hole!!!!!!!!!!!!


(And Everything From That Yard?)....(Went Silent)

"No More Noise From That Yard That Night"................rolling on the floor laughing ...................detective
namaron
"I Do Not Expect That"

"There Is Anybody...Who Can Claim"

"That They Know How.... To Be Prepared"

"To Expect........ That They Can Expect"

"To Be Able To Expect............. The Unexpected"



"So...It Is Therefore"

"Expected That..... The Unexpected... "Itself?"

"Should Be Assured"

"There Will Be No Expectations...... Of Being Expected"......................detective
namaron
"Yeah...Maybe Like ..........That Unexpected............. Friggin Bomb"

namaron
"Imagine That"


"The Creator Made Billions Of Different Planets"

"And Billions Of Different Stars"


"Plus...The Creator Amassed..... Billions Of Different Sized Galaxies"

"Different Valleys...Mountains.. Rivers...Oceans...Clouds"

"Snow...Rain...Sleet...Cold...And Heat"


"But When It Came Down To Making You?"......................."He Only Made One"

("Now...Would You Think That Was Unexpected?")


"Maybe ..It Was An Unexpected Mistake?".............................detective
Ken_19
On my road, but not a neighbor. Not that a 6 pounder cares how close someone is. The noise is louder than a train whistle so I am sure half the county heard it and knew who. LoL
namaron
Ill Wait Fior The Right Tijme"


"I Just Purchased What Is Called"

"A Pine Apple Bomb"


"They Say... It Can Wake Up The Dead"


"Vengeance?.......Is Not Just The Lord's".......................detective
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