"NOT EXPECTING... THE UNEXPECTED"
Yeah...The Fourth Of July.......................................The Day...That We True Americans.....Come Together To Celebrate.................................. Our Declaration Of Independence............For....It Was On That Hot July 4th Day...In The Year Of Our Lord...1776 .........That Our Founding Fathers Put Their... "John Hancocks" ....On A Document....... Basically.....Telling Off..... The Worlds Only Super Power At The Time......That They Can Stick Their Heads Up Their Asses...And ...Fight For AirIt Ended Up Becoming ..."The War Of The Georges"
"King George The 3rd....Of Great Britain"........Verses
Good Ole..."Georgie Washington...Commander Of The Rebellion"
This Celebrating Is All Fine...For....All Over The Neighborhood You Could Hear Pop Pop Pop!
The Sound Of Fizzzling Noises In The Air......Cherry Bombs.... And Block Busters Blasting
My Neighbor Next Door Had One Helluva A............. "Shi Bang"............ Going On In His Back Yard That Night
But There Were No Fireworks Noise Coming From His Backyard
Anyway..My Bedroom Window...Is No More Than 10 Feet From His Backyard
And..It Wouldve Been Nice Of Him.......... To Have Warned Me............. Ahead Of Time.............. Of What He Had Up His Sleeve
For Later On In The Evening?
And....As Ive Said...When One Does Not Expect The Unexpected?
The Initual Impact Of The Unexpected?............. Can Be Totally Devastating
Well...It Happened When Most Of The Neighborhood Had Run Out Of Their Legal..... An Illegal Foreworks
(That Point Where One Will Be Thinking...."Well It Must Be All Over And Done With Now")
Unfortunately..It Was Not
I Was Sitting Here.....1047PM...EST.....On This Computer....On Connecting Singles...When It Happened
I Can Only Compare The Sound Of The Blast.... To Probably..... What That Bomb Might Have Sounded Like That The USA Had Dropped
"The Mother Of All Bombs?"
After Mr Neighbor Set Off His Friggin Bomb...(And Thats What it Was...A Friggin Bomb!!!!!!!!!!
It Was Then .....That I Realized....... That My Heart....... Was In Good Shape
(I Was Still Alive....And I Was Really Still Here!!!!)
Oh Yeah..I Didnt Call...But Within Ten Minutes?
3 Cop Cars...And A Fire Department Truck Arrived Upon The Scene
With All Their Lights Flashing Away...And Sirens Going
That?...... Had Everybody Peeking Out Of Their Windows
It Reallly... And Truly Is...A Mad Mad World
Comments (13)
I'm glad you're fine.
"Thought You Had Left This Earth"
"Yeah...Wouldve Been Nice If He Let Me Know"..........
Went up to Northern Ohio fishing last night and there was no one out on the lake but me.Of course I didn't catch any fish but at least I didn't have to subject myself to any fireworks.
"You Did Something Different"......................
Turnabout is fair play!
"There Is Anybody...Who Can Claim"
"That They Know How.... To Be Prepared"
"To Expect........ That They Can Expect"
"To Be Able To Expect............. The Unexpected"
"So...It Is Therefore"
"Expected That..... The Unexpected... "Itself?"
"Should Be Assured"
"There Will Be No Expectations...... Of Being Expected"......................
"The Creator Made Billions Of Different Planets"
"And Billions Of Different Stars"
"Plus...The Creator Amassed..... Billions Of Different Sized Galaxies"
"Different Valleys...Mountains.. Rivers...Oceans...Clouds"
"Snow...Rain...Sleet...Cold...And Heat"
"But When It Came Down To Making You?"......................."He Only Made One"
("Now...Would You Think That Was Unexpected?")
"Maybe ..It Was An Unexpected Mistake?".............................