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Our very busy government hard at work....

A) Pistol.
B) Short Barreled Rifle.
C) Assault Rifle.
D) Rifle.
E) Firearm, Any Other.

2) By ruling of the U.S. BATF - It is ...
A) Legal to buy & own
B) Legal, but requires a Class III Weapon Permit & special tax
C) Illegal
D) Who gives a damn? It's a Commie POS & no Real Murkun would be caught Dead squandering his/her precious 2nd Amendment Rights owning the damned thing

3) The item in this link is a Legally Defined ...
A) Shotgun.
B) Sawed-Off Shotgun.
C) Firearm, Any Other.
D) Movie Prop once used as a justification to enact Firearms Legislation.

4) It is ...
A) Legal to buy & own.
B) Legal, but requires a Class iii Weapon Permit & a special tax.
C) Illegal
D) a silly question because it's a Movie Prop ... DUHH!

5) What do the letters ATFE stand for? ___________________

6) It is a Bureau of the U.S. Federal Government.
O - True
O - False

7) It SHOULD be a chain of Convenience Stores.
O - True

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Lost my money.......

The one you should not
be left alone
with at night is your
is your own thoughts,
Thay eat eat you
Alive untill the next morning..

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely... God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

God said, "But it will cost you an arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

One way to be happy
Just write funny poetry
Apothecary of words can heal
Metaphor of thoughts to feel.
An easy way to be happy
Accept things, let life be
Be thankful we’re alive
Need not thrive but survive.

Be foolish, a happy moron
Always a smile to put on
To be stupid is just bliss
Sad truths, ignore and miss.
Everything will just be fine
Let ignorance spark and shine,
I don’t give a freaking damn
Am I happy? Perhaps I am.

Inspired by the Happy Moron poem.
Why not share your easy way to be happy?
It need not be a poem.

Thanks for reading.

As a body every-one is single
As a soul never
S.W.

My evenings are long.so today I am making or cooking an Indonesia A Pedis with fried rice <Nasi>
Its the kind menu not to have alone <much better for a dinner party>
Any-way I am cooking this Apedis in an old iorn pot from my grand mothers time.
I love this pot because it takes a long time to warm up . so I only usse it to make some thing special.

Get out of town
Before its much too late my love

Be good to me please

So on your mark
get set
And get out of town
Cole Porter.


The good bye look