Adam

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely... God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

God said, "But it will cost you an arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"uh oh
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"Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely... God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman."

I wish God would make an Adam just for me. angel
Hi Laf,
Possibly he has already but its up to you to ask him/her for that first dance,no? laugh
bouquet
And then one Friday night, God created --> beer
And that creation made up for Adam being a cheapskate and only offering rib... rolling on the floor laughing
Howzit Rob, hope you have a good weekend.cheers
"Possibly he has already but its up to you to ask him/her for that first dance,no? laugh."

If God made a man for me, he forgot to make our paths cross.

I am patiently waiting for that dance. To hold him close, listen to his heart beat as we move to the tune of the music. Oh baby where is my man???? help
Laf,
You should consider joining a dance club and then you will be one step closer to your goal. Don't lose hope ok cos there are many men that have the same mindset as what you have. You must just find em, period...laugh
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