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A Frog A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,0...	672	3	0	Mar 2020	Mar 2020	May 2
CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Al...	569	3	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 26
Billy Graham I guess most of you know by now that the Rev. Billy Graham passed away this morning, Wed., Feb. 21, at his home in North Carolina, USA. Mr Graham was...	520	3	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 26
Friendship Friendship doubles our joys and divides our sorrows! The best things in life are not things! Friends, like quilts, give warmth and comfort to li...	470	3	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	May 4
Never Forget Friends! Many years ago, a newlywed young man was sitting on a couch on a hot, humid day, sipping frozen juice during a visit to his father. As he talked ab...	585	3	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	May 3
Time Gets Better With Age Read it through to the end, it gets better as you go! I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night." Age 5 I...	459	3	0	Aug 2017	Aug 2017	May 3
Tax Audit - Waste Not Want Not At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi...	534	3	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	Apr 21
Dinner For 4 A Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery. They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded themselves with...	439	2	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 28

Card Game A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing cards with his dog. He watched the game in amazement for a while. “I can hardly believ...	503	2	0	Sep 2017	Sep 2017	Apr 26
Irish Humor It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick hims...	575	2	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	May 3
The Haircut (Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the...	725	2	0	Jul 2017	Jul 2017	Apr 21
COW HIT BY A LIMO >>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat...	643	2	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22
Ace and Priscilla Ace and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man wou...	527	2	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 28
Three mischievous old Grannies! Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Gra...	667	2	1	Oct 2018	Oct 2018	Apr 29
All Girl Biker Bar "An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After...	593	2	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 26
BURMA SHAVE......a little of yesteryear > A man, a miss, > A car a curve. > He kissed the miss, > And missed the curve. > Burma Shave > > I'm sure that Burma Shave actually saved s...	644	2	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	May 4
Things to think about Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And, if they do, why don't you let them? Th...	523	2	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 1
Two Bowling Teams This joke is for Minerva. Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend b...	538	2	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	20 hrs ago
A Thoughtful Anniversary Gift Bill’s second Anniversary was coming up and if there was one thing that got his wife Suzy upset, it was not getting a thoughtful gift on a special occ...	637	2	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 4
Outsmarted Police A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists. One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the spee...	695	2	0	Sep 2015	Sep 2015	May 3
Lady and divorce Attorney A lady goes to a divorce lawyer and says "I want a divorce." The lawyer says, "Do you have grounds?" Oh yes she said, "We have about 4 acres and a...	674	2	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 2

Humorous Sayings A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologis...	724	2	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	12 hrs ago
Deer Son Deer Son, I am writing this slow because I know you can't read too fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that...	690	2	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	Apr 30
Six Rules of Unity & Joy Ran across this and thought I would share! 1. Agree more---Argue less! 2 Listen more---Talk less! 3 Produce more---Advertise less! 4...	672	2	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	May 5
Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies... Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, "You know Mr. O'Shea, we've had great spo...	538	2	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 20
Birthday Suprise Joke Benny decided to buy a present for his Uncle Sam’s birthday, so with his older brother’s help he bought a present, gift wrapped it, and brought it ove...	652	2	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 1
Funnies I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next". I think th...	547	2	0	May 2016	May 2016	Apr 24
Bar Excuse Joke Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters, Harry in...	555	2	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 3
Patton and his wife Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He...	544	2	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 3
Life Explained On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will...	489	2	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	Apr 24
Little Bruce > Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 > years old, but they know they are in love. > > One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce...	466	2	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 3

CDC ALERT! The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,...	411	2	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 3
Are You An Encourager Heard this message from my friend, Dr. Charles Stanley! 1. Give a sincere compliment. 2. Always tell them the truth. 3. Agree when appropr...	502	2	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	May 2
Christmas Humor I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.” Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen al...	490	2	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	May 4
Anyone Want To Make New Years Resolutions? Would like to hear from the new bloggers who have come on here in the last year!...	493	2	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	May 5
A Few Laughs A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping...	569	2	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	May 2
The Garden Did you hear about the race in the garden? The hose was running, the lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup!...	533	2	0	Apr 2015	Apr 2015	May 5
A New Beat A squad car cop was passing through a town in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant from his district covering the beat. He stoppe...	509	2	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 2
"Hi Ho Silver" The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a resturant and sat down to order. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big...	546	2	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	May 6
Very Puzzling Blond Joke! A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together.... After a while of trying...	1,864	2	0	Jan 2014	Mar 2014	Apr 25
Dental Appointment Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” She asked.” “It’s $130?, was the prompt re...	546	2	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 27
Mugsy, the gator eater! You have to watch this!	1,353	1	0	Jan 2014	Jan 2014	Apr 29

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