Blog | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Order by Most Liked | Created | Commented | Viewed |
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Must See This Magic ShowMust see this magic show! | 565 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | May 1 |
Super Bowl Tickets!I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February... | 473 | 6 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | Apr 26 |
Billboard Outside Of BarIf ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or mor... | 570 | 6 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Mar 2018 | 21 hrs ago |
Tidbits of HumorQ: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for his miserable summer. Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send cards? A: The stamps kept fa... | 637 | 6 | 0 | May 2019 | May 2019 | 15 hrs ago |
Pearls of WisdomPearls of Wisdom: 1. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 2. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake... | 672 | 6 | 0 | Oct 2018 | Oct 2018 | May 4 |
This one will tug at even the coldest of hearts …Thinking back a few years, living in Florida, I remember Hurricane Matthew. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a scream... | 574 | 6 | 0 | Nov 2018 | Nov 2018 | Apr 24 |
THE PERFECT HUSBANDSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins t... | 526 | 6 | 0 | May 2018 | May 2018 | 23 hrs ago |
SmileWhy did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!... | 493 | 6 | 0 | Jun 2018 | Jun 2018 | Apr 26 |
CowsThe only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in... | 637 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | May 3 |
Last Words Of The ArgumentMy wife was screaming at me "Leave! Get out of this house", she ordered! As I was walking out the door she yelled "I hope you die a slow and painfu... | 759 | 6 | 0 | Dec 2015 | Dec 2015 | May 3 |
Dear AbbyDear Abby, Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his... | 1,954 | 6 | 0 | Dec 2015 | Dec 2015 | Apr 30 |
U.S. Marine Corps Birthday!!!As a former U.S. Marine, I want to pay tribute and honor all former Marines (alive or deceased) today! The Marine Corps was established on Nov 10, 17... | 722 | 6 | 0 | Nov 2015 | Nov 2015 | Apr 26 |
Grins and SnickersI was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out... | 767 | 6 | 0 | Nov 2015 | Nov 2015 | May 5 |
Abby takes the day off work and decides to go golfHe is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9Iron... | 610 | 6 | 0 | Sep 2015 | Sep 2015 | Apr 24 |
A Bit Of HumorIn a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of... | 637 | 6 | 0 | May 2016 | May 2016 | May 5 |
THE SONG MOST RADIO STATIONS ARE BANNING IN THE USTHE SONG MOST RADIO STATIONS ARE BANNING IN THE US: > The song you are about to hear is from a Las Vegas Diamond Rio concert. They received an im... | 851 | 6 | 0 | May 2016 | May 2016 | Apr 20 |
Israeli Airport SecurityWhat a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the 'spare' seat announcement!! It's hard to beat Israeli technology! TEL AVIV, Israel... | 711 | 6 | 0 | Apr 2016 | Apr 2016 | 2 hrs ago |
The SalesmanMorris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyo... | 681 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2016 | Mar 2016 | May 6 |
How To Get Hired At WalmartA manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equ... | 1,004 | 6 | 0 | Apr 2016 | Apr 2016 | May 1 |
Baptizing a DrunkA man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and... | 796 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2016 | Jan 2016 | May 5 |
This about sums it up!!!This about sums it up!!! Welcome 2016 Civilization at the end of 2015 - this is priceless!!!... | 610 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2016 | Jan 2016 | 13 hrs ago |
Little Things To Do To Become A Different YouCommunication Happiness Motivation Productivity Success by Kerry Petsinger Are you ready to improve yourself and your life in 2016? Making chang... | 701 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2016 | Jan 2016 | May 6 |
Bill Tries To Cheer Up Hillary ClintonThis blog is not to insult anyone. It is meant as entertainment! I hope everyone has a wonderful day! Bill tried to cheer up Hillary this morni... | 851 | 6 | 0 | Feb 2016 | Feb 2016 | Apr 27 |
Little Johnny And Susie Were Planning To Get WedLittle Johnnie and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decided that they want to get married, so Jo... | 735 | 6 | 0 | Feb 2016 | Feb 2016 | Apr 29 |
Some good memoriesChecking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags,because plastic bags are not... | 674 | 6 | 0 | Jul 2016 | Jul 2016 | Apr 30 |
MEI AM SWEET, KIND, LOVABLE, SHY AND INNOCENT....OH WHAT THE HEY....STOP LAUGHING FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!... | 547 | 6 | 0 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 | Apr 28 |
A Man Went To A ProctologistA Man Went Into The Proctologist's Office For His First internal Exam. The prostate doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and t... | 564 | 6 | 0 | Sep 2016 | Sep 2016 | May 5 |
Biker with a Broken ZipA couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip. He told his girlfriend... | 585 | 6 | 0 | Aug 2016 | Aug 2016 | May 1 |
A Woman Was Out Golfing One DayWhen She Hit The Ball Into The Woods She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release... | 520 | 6 | 0 | Oct 2016 | Oct 2016 | May 3 |
The Little BirdA little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there,... | 761 | 6 | 0 | Apr 2017 | Apr 2017 | 4 hrs ago |
Random ThoughtsI can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." My therapist said that my narcissism c... | 513 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 | May 5 |
Anger management really works...I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I p... | 522 | 6 | 0 | Feb 2017 | Feb 2017 | Apr 20 |
ABOUT GROWING OLDER …First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer thin... | 529 | 6 | 0 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 | May 1 |
Any Birthdays?Let's have some fun? Who has a birthday coming up? If you have one, put up the date so we can honor you on your birthday! The blogs lately are... | 630 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2017 | Jan 2017 | 2 hrs ago |
The Rooster"A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathe... | 513 | 6 | 0 | Feb 2017 | Feb 2017 | Apr 25 |
The Church GossipMildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members d... | 509 | 6 | 0 | Feb 2017 | Feb 2017 | May 2 |
To make you smileA lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me... | 736 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2017 | Jan 2017 | Apr 25 |
Training Our ThoughtsHave you ever found yourself preoccupied or obsessed with something? Whether it's planning for a big event or watching back-to-back episodes of your f... | 660 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2015 | Mar 2015 | 1 hrs ago |
Bad Things To Tell Your WifeA commercial boasted that its product could help people live ?pain-free in their golden years. “Am I in my golden years?” my wife, 63, asked. “N... | 520 | 6 | 0 | Jun 2015 | Jun 2015 | 43 mins ago |
Dunk the DrunkA man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a baptism along the river bank. The drunk stumbles into the water, subsequentl... | 524 | 6 | 0 | May 2015 | May 2015 | May 6 |
15 Funny Cat SayingsThere is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. Never feed your cat anything that doesn't... | 583 | 6 | 0 | Jan 2015 | Jan 2015 | May 5 |
Drummer ProblemsA musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't i... | 484 | 6 | 0 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 | May 4 |
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