Baptizing a Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water, then pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the man in water again, but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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Preacher is baptizing down to the river.
And he dunks this fella once and when he comes up gasping preacher asks him, “Do you believe?”
And the man answers, “Yes, I believe!”
So preacher dunks him again. And pulling him up asks, “Do you believe?”
“Yes, I believe!” comes the answer.
So under the water he sends him a third time. And as the man comes up he asks him a third time, “Do you believe?”
“Yes, I believe.”
“And what do you believe?” asks the preacher.
“I believe you’re trying to drown me!”