Random Thoughts
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then.
Denny's Restaurant has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!
The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
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Things can get pretty silly,
And not much makes any sense.
Earnest T Bass Certainly Tried To Get Himself Married
To That Hill Billy Girl
But... Unfortunately For Him
Throwing Rocks ...Through The Windows... Of The House She Lived In
Wasnt Going To Do The Trick..................
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