Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2014
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Drummer Problems

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.

Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."

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avias
avias●Southeast, Missouri USA
Dec 27, 2014●44 Blogs●513 Comments
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Love it...coming from ex-percussion section!rolling on the floor laughing yay
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ekself
ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa
Dec 27, 2014●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Careful what you say it can backfire. laugh
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Amornthep
Amornthep●Jakarta, Indonesia
Dec 27, 2014●4 Blogs●828 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up Jim..
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SistaCallie
SistaCallie●Pokemon, Texas USA
Dec 27, 2014●85 Blogs●483 Comments
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funny Jim, this is what happens when the drummer can't keep a beat!rolling on the floor laughing ..thanks
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Mimi1973
Mimi1973●Perak,, Malaysia
Dec 27, 2014●15 Blogs●2,342 Comments
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giggle giggle giggle wave bouquet
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XuanMai
XuanMai●VungTau, Southeast Vietnam Vietnam
Dec 27, 2014●45 Blogs●363 Comments
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wink I think,.. maybe he should be taken to a surgeon as the story below,

"Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before!
LOL!!!!"
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