Dear Abby
Dear Abby,Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters.
I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off!
Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby ?
Your advice would be appreciated..... Mad as Hell!
Dear Mad as Hell,
You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man.
I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.!
Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!
Remember....... you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like one !
Abby
Comments (6)
I'm not stumping for ANYone at this point.
I can't really say either of the major parties have given us anything much good on a national ticket since the turn of the 21st century.
As the "Big Two" keep offering choices between bad & worse (and it's tough to tell which is which) some number of folks will vote 3rd party.
Throwing away a vote? Maybe...but it feels like that, anyway.
The Donald might be worth a look.
Recent polls (at this early date) suggest he's the ONLY Republican that Hillary would beat.
Gotta admit...That'd sure make the race interesting, no?
'Course...that's just my opinion...11 months before the election.
What do I KNOW for sure?
...We'll know more about it a year from now!