ABOUT GROWING OLDER …

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of algebra …

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about ageing is that it’s such a nice change from being young.

Eight ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable and relaxed.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.laugh laugh
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That would explain using your 50 year old picture

rolling on the floor laughing
jim oldblue will get there quicker than you I fearrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Got to admit I never thought about age until this last yeardoh then it caught me in the eyelaugh

then I read your blog and thought dang I am not missing muchgrin its all steps forwarddancing dancing
Hey blue! At least I don't use a pic, like you, that looks like "the bum' of the year!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
No you would get the award for biggest moobs
Bum of the year sort of set the tone !!
Blue.....Peace!thumbs up
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